L-am descoperit pe dumnezeu… si este femeie

De curand am dat peste o adevarata “biblie” in care ne este prezentat dumnezeu venit pe pamant si intruchipat in femeie. Daca doriti sa cititi intreaga “biblie” puteti sa accesati … acest link. Mai jos eu o sa comentez doar cateva pasaje pentru a va lumina si pe voi.

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“Monica Gabor, a highly accomplished model who is cherished as a national treasure in Romania” – da. Da. DA! Eu zic sa ii facem statuie… Dar avand in vedere ca suntem in Romania si nu prea sunt bani pentru cultura propun sa o impaiem. Nu am vrea sa pierdem o asemenea “comoara”!

“she has been fortunate to lead a very illustrious and memorable career” – Da, ea si cu Coana Mita ce au avut asa cariere memorabile. Desi cred ca a reusit sa o intreaca chiar si pe ea.

“Ms. Gabor has cemented her international celebrity status where she is now widely considered as one of the most famous Romanians in history.” – Nici macar Nadia nu a reusit un zece perfect la barna cum reuseste ea la bara… sau…

“Ms. Gabor began to build an overwhelming fan following of her own.” – HUH? Cei trei neuroni ai mei refuza sa proceseze propozitia asta… Vrea sa imi explice si mie cineva?

“She’s articulate, charming, and a consummate professional with a huge following. Surely this success will continue in her endeavors in the United States.” – Cine a articulat-o?

As one of the nation’s most beloved stars” – Cea mult prea iubita si slavita. 10 plecaciuni de caciula!

“The nation of Romania has an obsession with Ms. Gabor and her everyday life such that the cameras follow her every move.” – Mai nou nu se mai face drumul de la mecca la medina, ci de la bacau la bucuresti, pe sina de tren, cu boceluta in spate, pe modelul monica gabor!

“As Romania’s most famous and successful model and media personality, Ms. Gabor has received several of Romania’s top awards and accolades for her remarkable career.” – Da, a fost castigatoarea “premiului coana mita” in ultimii 3 ani!

“She also hosted the Opera Ball, Romania’s most important cultural event, where “Lya Hubic” awards are given to those individuals who have contributed to the worlds of science, literature, and other notable fields. The Lya Hubic award is the Romanian equivalent of the Nobel Prize.” – Asta e aproape echilvalent cu castigarea unui premiu nobel!

“Although she is often referred to as one of the “most beautiful women in the world”, Ms. Gabor never neglects her intellectual development.” – Cumva asocierea intre numele ei si inteligenta este ultima ascoiere care mi-ar fi venit in minte…

“Fluent in both French and English, she was awarded the highest scholastic honors by the Ministry of Education in 2006 for her language skills.” – Sa mai spuna cineva ca sistemul educational din romania nu functioneaza asa cum trebuie!

“No portrait of Ms. Gabor would be complete without this humanitarian aspect of her character, which is as noteworthy as her breathtaking physical beauty.” – Si frumoasa si desteapta si devreme acasa si “filantroapa”… Maica tereza era mic copil!

“in the same way she is considered a national treasure of Romania, she is quickly becoming a beloved figure in the U.S. as well.” – Cu ea nu mai cucerim noi basarabia, cucerim direct america!

Sunt convins ca multi dintre voi nu aveti o astfel de parere despre ea, dar asta este doar in cauza invidiei pe care o aveti fata de realizarile ei. Sa va fie rusine! Blasfemicilor!

Astept cu mare interes misionari americani care sa imi bata la usa si sa imi spuna “Have you found Monica Gabor yet? Let me tell you about Monica!”

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